Valentine's messages
We asked for your messages on this most romantic of days. Is there a message here for you, perhaps?
To: C
Roses are red, violets are blue
I loves me ferretts, but I loves you.
More.
Than me ferretts.
From: E
To: Cyclo
Thought there might have been a spark, but seems I was mistaken...
From: Muso
To: Senior in rank but never in age
I’ll always be your handy man.
From: R
To: Chainsawboy
When out delivering pints of milk
Or cutting down a tree
I hope that you will spare some time
And that you will think of me
I love you when I’m in the shop
I love you in the dairy
I love you in the surgery
How much do I love you? Very.
From: Teddygal
To: S
Missing you on Valentine’s day, and always.
From: J
To: E
Can’t wait for our new arival. Love you loads.
From: The other E
To: All the wee lassies in Ambridge
If you want an early morning delivry, try my double cream.
From: Milkstud
To: F
In all the girls of Borsetshire
There only is one leader
No other even comes quite near
To my beloved Freda
From: Bert of course
To: R
Sorry I’ve not been around as much as I should. You know how it is.
From: D
To: Forge God
Hope you won’t ‘shoe’ me away!
From: Vegas Vamp
To: Tiger
Rowrrrrrrr!!!!
From: Pusscat